日食

last night, i had one of the most entertaining dreams i've had in a while.  i was laughing about it so much when i woke up because it's just so absurd and so typical of my brain to come up with something like this. 

so, i was walking home, i think from work or something like that, and i remember i had to pee.  as i got to the house some of my friends drove by and at first i didn't notice them but once i did, they turned around and came back this way to talk to me.  i guess they were going out somewhere and i wanted to go but first i had to make sure they weren't going out clubbing or anything (even in dreams i'm socially anxious apparently, lol)

while we were still discussing what they were planning on doing and i was deciding if i was going to go, my roommate came home with a bunch of her friends because i guess she was going to be throwing a big party.  at this point i don't remember if i decided to go with my friends or not, but i do know i went inside my house because i still really needed to use the bathroom. 

while i'm in the bathroom the party is pretty much at full swing.  my apartment was really (like, really really) messy.  there were dirty dishes all over the kitchen with old food on them, and cups with left over liquids and mold.  this one guy from the party is like, really drunk or something? (not sure) but for some reason he's super interested in - and absolutely disgusted by - all the dirty dishes in the kitchen.  

i'm in the bathroom still and somehow i see him freaking out about a random dirty dish he found (was i peeing with the door open with a bunch of strangers in my apartment?) and i yell at him, because so far no one else seems to notice and i'd prefer if they continued to not notice. he listens for a second but then he finds something even more disgusting than the previous thing he found, and after freaking out about it, he shows it to someone else at the party.

this person screams as if they're in a horror movie and just discovered a dead body, and then all hell breaks loose.  everyone at the party is freaking out, clamoring over one another and furniture and (at this point) broken dishes, trying desperately to get out of the disgusting house they've found themselves in.  i don't know where i was at this point - presumably i was just somewhere in dreamland watching the events unfold but not actually experiencing them.

anyway, i can't remember too much beyond that, except at some point i came back home and the house was super clean.  like, not nearly as clean as i would have expected given chaos just erupted and everyone was basically fleeing from my apartment like their lives depended on it.  i decided that i should clean up the rest of the mess regardless, and i found a few dishes hidden in choice places (like sitting on a windowsill hidden behind the curtain, lol). 

i woke up shortly after that, but man, what a wild ride.